I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
How is the algebra 2 going to help me on Bad Girls Club
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore
Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
Whoever made this, I love you. You gave me the closure I needed
C R Y I N G
WHY COUDNT THE BBC DO THIS FFS
Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.
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